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The Perfect Message for Every Type of Valentine

The Perfect Message for Every Type of Valentine

One of the worst of all Valentine's Day tasks has to be finding a card with the right message. You spend hours wandering the aisles of the card store, searching in vain for the appropriate note that captures your feelings. But every card says something schmaltzy about "my true love" or "our lifetime of happiness," or includes some stupid joke.  Of course, you could always make your own card. But then you've got to come up with an original message that rings with sincerity and truth. That's where we come in. Check out these Valentine's Day verses that cover any type of relationship:

Longtime bf/gf
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Our relationship is tight,
Like the strongest super glue

Brand-new bf/gf
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You make me happier
Than an endless dessert menu

Long-distance sweetie
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish we were together
Even if I had to travel by snowshoe

Secret Crush
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I sit near you in math class
And I want to solve me + you

Someone who likes you, but whom you think of as a friend
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're fun to hang out with
In a casual way, don't misconstrue

Your soon-to-be ex
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know this is kinda awkward
But I'm afraid we're through

[Editor's Note: Never break up with someone through a Valentine's Day card. It's terrible karma.]

Literary-character crush
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who cares if you don't exist
For me, it's not an issue

The hot teacher you're crushing on
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please don't dismiss me
Just because my feelings are taboo

Have you found the perfect message for your Valentine? Why not share it with all of us?

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Topics: Life
Tags: relationships, valentine's day, cards

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