Real Actual Legit Ways Not to Impress Boys (This Time We Ain’t Kiddin’ Around)

Since our last post on this subject left a little something to be desired in the practicality department, we’ve decided to write a slightly more helpful follow-up. Below are things you should never ever do if you want to impress a special someone. (And don’t worry, gentlemen: we’ll be writing a guide for you soon.) Ladies, DO NOT:

1. Act like an idiot to fit in. Don’t dumb yourself down. EVER. If a guy can’t handle your mad skillz at algebra or your thesaurus-like brain, he doesn’t deserve your time.

2. Cling desperately onto his limbs. Unless you’ve been dating for 5 years and your guy thinks PDA is the greatest thing since the Patronus spell, keep your hands mostly to yourself around your crushes. We’re not saying you can’t flirtatiously touch his arm or playfully ruffle his hair, but please, PLEASE, don’t latch onto him like he’s the last ham in the deli and you’ve been starving since Christmas.

3. Dress like a backup dancer for the Pussycat Dolls. No one’s denying that guys like to see a little skin, but they also LOVE a little mystery. So play up your best features with class, and make sure to leave something to the imagination when you’re flaunting your assets.

4. Put on an act. It’s fine sometimes to play coy or force yourself to be braver than usual, but no one is attracted to a fake. Always be true to yourself—trust us, it’s much more attractive, and way easier than developing an alter ego.

5. Shut your mouth. Don’t keep your opinions to yourself just because you’re afraid he might disagree. Express yourself, and he’ll get to know the real you, not the censored version.

6. Let everyone know that you’re wildly insecure. There’s nothing more appealing than self-confidence, and nothing less alluring than a girl who constantly brings up her flaws and seeks reassurance and compliments from those around her. So even if you’re feeling less than awesome, smile and relax—if you convince yourself that you’re feeling good, everyone else will believe you.

7. Talk incessantly about yourself. No one likes an egomaniac, especially not a talkative one. When you’re chatting with a guy you like, make sure to ask him about himself and express an interest in his life.

8. Nickname yourself “Drama-Rama” and do the title proud. There’s almost nothing guys hate more than unnecessary drama. Steer clear of gossip, don’t talk behind friends’ backs, and don’t always try to be the center of attention.

9. Make “high-maintenance” your personal slogan. Spending three hours styling your hair, baking in a tanning booth, and applying enough makeup to make Lady Gaga jealous doesn’t make you more attractive; it makes you look like you’re trying way too hard. Guys prefers natural beauty, so quit freaking out about your pale skin or curly hair and rock it with pride.

10. Be obnoxiously and singularly obsessed with him. If you give a guy the impression that he’s your entire world, he’ll wonder if you’ve got a life of your own. Guys are attracted to girls who enthusiastically pursue their own interests, so show him what you’re passionate about and he’ll be dying to learn more about you.

Have you ever done one of these no-nos? What happened? Give us the dirt. We want something juicy to read.

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