Hanging Out with Jazzy: Why Am I Awake at 5 a.m.?!

Go to bed, villanous_mwaha! —SparkNotes editors

Many people stay up all the way through Friday night till the early hours of Saturday morn, but those people are usually...umm... "completely smashed," to put it bluntly. I am writing this at 5 a.m., but not for that reason. In fact, I have the nerdiest reasons ever for still being up:

•    I was watching Pride and Prejudice. (Yes, on my own…)
•    I wanted to write my SparkLife articles.
•    I spend too much time on the internet and am way too excited to see the Friday awards on Saturday morning. (It's later here in England.)
•    In the morning I get to order my Team Dan hoodie!! Hurrah!
•    I have a recurrent nightmare that a ridiculously melodramatic vampire steals and destroys my jetpack…*sobs relentlessly*
•    I am having a staring competition with the Dalek on my calendar.
•    I want to watch Pride and Prejudice again.
•    I am also reading Pride and Prejudice.
•    Does getting the urge to dance around my room to non-existent music count as nerdy?
•    I now have the urge to hula hoop around my room to "King of the Swingers," which is currently playing in my head.
•    I have been listening to Harry Potter audio tapes.
•    I want to pop some bubble wrap.

AAAAND

•    After reading the latest Blogging Eclipse, I am still working out how Dan Bergstein can achieve such greatness and NOT be a werewolf.

…or is he…..?

Why do you stay up too late?

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