Cute Thing of the Week
Last week, Sparkler right_writer suggested the caption "Monkey did it, why can't I?" for the featured owl pic.
We wondered exactly what right_writer, the all-time champ of Cute Thing captions, was referring to. Do monkey wear moon boots? Do they stare creepily at photographers with zombie vampire eyes? Were we **gasp** missing a Harry Potter reference? We weren't sure, so we started looking through monkey photos, and got stuck on these two cute baby chimps.
While the monkey caption remains a mystery, we're satisfied because we've got two new adorable members of our Cute Thing universe. What kind of caption can you come up with for these chimps? Leave 'em in the comments!
Here's some of the captions from last week that made us LOL:
"Okay, the next person who calls me Hedwig will have their eyes clawed out! And I mean it this time! *Sigh*... why does nobody take me seriously?" by whenunderether
"For the love of Merlin, Harry! What have you done now?" by brontethecat
"Sleek, attractive, amber-eyed snowy owl (37), seeks similar female bird who likes a hoot. Must enjoy night-life and small vermin." by sligers118
"Seeking googly-eyed maniac owl girl for a good time. Must like talking about anatomy/bodily functions. F/ship, r/ship or just for a hoot." by CaranthirsSquawk
"I'll I need is a top coat, a cane, and an eyeglass, and I'll be able to assassinate Mr. Peanut and take over his life!" by everestgirl
"For the LAST time, I DON'T KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Tootsie Pop!!!" by nox_light47
"Its the devil trapped in a plastic lawn ornament." by Bubblegum_Pink (This is more of a comment than a caption, but we snort-laughed when we read it.)
"You got me gram crackers? Why, thank you! And chocolate too? How sweet...wait! HEY! I'M NO MARSHMALLOW!!!!!" by Hali10
"My mom spent a wild night in Vegas... there was a gummy bear... 'nuff said." by _ViolinFreak_
"Don't you dare laugh at my moon boots. It was either these or Crocs." by Free2Rhyme2010
...Annnnnd this week's new inductee to the Cute Thing Hall of Fame is a Sparkler who came up with something so random we just couldn't pass it up. Ninja owl yes(!), wait, what?! Congrats, dasp_girly, we were totally into it:
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