Ever get so flustered in an argument that you get a brain freeze? Like when you feel as though your wit has gone on a coffee break and you're left with your inner 6-year-old yelling "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?" Obviously we know who wins fights like that, and it rhymes with "gunbody elf."
Resorting to boring and overused insults is frustrating, so we've tallied up a list of the best, brightest, and most unusual intellectual insults and comebacks to stump all your foes and nemeses. Commit the list below to memory, and the next verbal smackdown you encounter with leave you with fists raised in triumph!
1. Misanthrope
2. Mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging neanderthal
3. Microphallus
4. Your incompetence is an inspiration to idiots everywhere.
5. Coccydynia
6. Plebeian
7. If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement.
8. Foul undigested lump
9. Missing link
10. Coxcomb
11. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
12. Fimiculous beetle
13. Gobshite
14. Stromatolite
15. I'd like to slap you senseless, but I see someone already has.
What's your best intellectual insult?
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