Inappropriate Songs You Know All the Words to

Sparkler iluvefacetouching recently wrote a post about sketchy Christmas music. But iluvfacetouching reminds us that holiday tunes aren't the only ones that can get a little...raunch-ified. —SparkNotes editors

You’re in your car, playing with the radio, and that one song comes on. Though you try to fight it, you can’t stop from blasting the volume and singing its naughty lyrics at the top of your lungs. Here's my list of inappropriate guilty pleasures:

"My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas

This may be the most inappropriate song you know all the words to. It also requires some chest-popping and heavy breathing.

"Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Mya, Pink, and Lil' Kim
Sure, you may not know what it’s really about, but by just looking at their outfits, they probably aren’t asking for les pomme frites. Being able to sing this song makes you fluent in another language (almost)! Just don’t go singing to the AP French kids, unless you want to get "a reputation.”

"Starstrukk" by 3Oh!3
Don’t listen to the Katy Perry version. It’s sooo PG-13. With graphic descriptions of **ahem** certain body parts and love of all things taboo, 3Oh!3 knows how to put the “O” in “AWESOME.”

"Crank That" by Soulja Boy
No, it’s not just a dance you can’t do. If you really listen to the words your saying, you might have to wash your mouth out with soap.  But it won’t help.

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles
It may sound pretty, but it is a song about drugs. Which really isn’t surprising, when you think about it. Just don’t think about singing it in school, young lady/sir!

"J*** In My Pants" by The Lonely Island
This song is so wrong the title has to be bleeped out. Pretty much every song by the Lonely Island is inappropriate, but this one is the highlight of the comedic group. And Andy Sandberg is in it.

"Back ‘Dat Up, Bella (Slap It, Slap It)" Remix feat. T-Pain
Written by everyone’s un-favorite vampire and sung by the highly-corrupt Justin Beiber, this song is wrong in so many levels. WARNING: Singing may result in intense whining, face touching parties, or nonstop D-Berg quote-offs. You’ve been warned.

What are your favorite inappropriate songs?

Related Post: Sketchy Christmas Songs

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