We Know This Much Is True

This world of ours is confusing. Even for your brilliant SparkLife writers and editors. But while we're not sure of much, we're sure of a few things. To be precise, 24 things:

1. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.

2. Simon Cowell cries himself to sleep every night.

3. There are 736 stars in the sky. (We counted.)

4. Horoscopes are real.

5. A dog's internal monologue goes something like this, "I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog."
6. You guys are awesome.

7. Tasti D-Lite was created in the future by aliens who came back in time to give it to us.
8. Stephenie Meyer is in love with Edward Cullen.

9. Target should be pronounced "Tar-jay."

10. This is the funniest/weirdest non-commercial commercial ever.

11. If the Jersey Shore tried to recede from the U.S., no one would stop it.

12. "It's" is the contraction of "it is." "Its" is possessive.

13. Ryan Seacrest is an android.

14. The smell of crayons is a scientific mood-enhancer.

15. There should be more songs about trees.

16. Knife throwing is a dangerous hobby.

17. Ketchup is not a vegetable.

18. Papercuts hurt.

19. Clouds are not made of sugar.

20. Most people only pretend to be terrified of clowns.

21. If more people spoke click languages, there would be less arguing. (How could you keep a straight face?!)

22. Joan Rivers has had plastic surgery.

23. Snow is cold.

24. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

What are you sure of?

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