We're bored. We just spent an hour counting the number of stars in our Chicken n' Stars soup. You know what that means! Oh, you don't? Well, we'll tell you. That means it's time to troll the depths of Shutterstock for another freakishly fun photo just crying out for a caption. We considered your uncle Bruno and pondered the cabbage patch baby. But in the end, we had to go with the Fresh Cat of Bel-Air.
Scene: Hollywood, California. Uncle Phil and Aunt Vivian's mansion in the Hills (yes, those Hills). 1992. Ginger the Cat is preparing to step out for a day of shopping and mani-pedis (pawis?) with cousin Hil.
Ginger: Hurry up, Hil! Rodeo Drive won't wait all day.
Hillary: Hurrying down stairs that lead to nowhere. Geez, Ging, it takes time to look this good!
Ginger: Do you like my new pink purse?
Hillary: Don't you mean purrrrse?
Ginger: I think it goes well with my fly hat.
Hillary: But what if your fly hat clashes with my fly hat?
Ginger: Oh, Hil, don't be so catty. Canned laughter. We can both wear fly hats. I'll flip my brim up, and you flip yours down.
Hillary: Ok. Don't forget your sunglasses. It's sunny outside.
Ginger: Good call. It's hot, too. Maybe we should stop and get some ice cream?
Hillary and Ginger: At the same time. Rainbow sherbet!
Hillary: You only like it because it matches your purse.
Ginger: True. Should we go to Haagen-Dazs or that place that serves clay that looks like ice cream?
Hillary: The clay place. It's less fattening.
End scene.
What happens next? Can you write a better scene?
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