Have you ever texted with one hand? We have, and it's not pretty. A second hand on the phone keeps it steady, so texts like "Wuty r u uppl 2 45zarf?" never get created, let alone sent.
When you're on the receiving end of one of these messy texts, there's only one question to ask yourself: "What is that person doing with his/her other hand that's so frog frolickin' important?!"
We have some ideas:
- Farmville
- going for the jugular
- arm wrestling for your honor (and some chocolate)
- touching someone's face so hard
- trying to untie himself from that chair
- fending off other text-deprived inmates?
- raising the bar (Don't say we didn't warn you.)
- finger-sniffing
- voting for puppies
- counting to five or less
- this
- discovering Velcro for the first time
- buttering noodles
- smashing pop can on forehead while reciting some Shakespearean sonnets
- accepting Nobel Peace Prize
- wiping boogers on your locker
- puttin' on the ritz?
- petting facial hair while snarting (snarling + grunting)
- blow torch!
- finger puppetry
- mustering courage (while eating a donut)
- holding on for dear life!
- stopping the bleeding!
- dropping the gun!
- keeping it real
- riding low
- riding fast
- half-heartedly following Fergie's advice
- waxing upper lip
- bumping that track
- keeping the balloon up
- counting chickens before they hatch
- putting all eggs in one basket
- removing eggs to make delicious egg salad sandwich
- ruffling feathers
- scrolling through this post in horror of our perception
- something in French
- removing dirt from shoulder
What else?
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