Pimp Your Inhaler

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If you guys are like me, then cold weather exacerbates your asthma, reactive airway disorder, and pulmonary defects. With winter just around the corner, we should take into consideration the statements we could be making with our inhalers. These are techniques I’ve used to pimp my inhaler, and make one of the most physically miserable seasons a little brighter.

Bedazzle It
Blinging out your inhaler shows you’re not afraid to stand out and appreciate the finer things in life. A layer of Swarovski crystal will prove how classy you really are. Simply attach it with some superglue and you are set. Bonus: Attach your inhaler to a chain and rock some ice no one else will have. Check it out: Alex Suarez (of Cobra Starship) has one.

Make It Stick
My inhaler has a lovely collage of Teen Titans stickers covering every bit of it, which clearly means it's the coolest thing ever. Give your inhaler a little comic book flair with some themed stickers and watch people drool when you whip it out.

Swiss Army Inhaler
My friend actually made his inhaler multi-purpose by attaching different cold season tools to it. His inhaler now wears a cute plastic backpack that holds emergency (read: tiny) quantities of Kleenex, Vicks Vapo-Rub, Chapstick, Dayquil, and Tylenol. Now instead of hacking up a lung, rubbing snot on his sleeve, and feeling like crap, he travels prepared for the first signs of pathogen-induced misery.

Keep It Ladylike
Those who like a feminine touch should try attaching lace in a coordinating or contrasting color to their inhaler’s body. If the body is white, you can try white lace for a very proper touch, red for a dash of sexiness, or black if you’re feeling the gothic (read: vampire) vibe. Try using some clear nail polish to make the lace stick on extra well.

Make it Look Like a Bunny!
Because bunnies are cute, that’s why. When you need your inhaler, you probably want something warm, fuzzy, and comforting to balance out that hard, cold plastic. Simply wrap the body in some nice soft felt, attach a fluffy tail to the opposite end of the mouthpiece. and add floppy ears to the top.

What do you say, Sparklers? Let's head to the crafts table and make anyone without a pulmonary defect incredibly jealous.

Do you have an inhaler? Is it pimped?

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