Baby, It's Cold Outside

It seems like just yesterday we were offering instructions on how to make a gigantor homemade slip n' slide, so how is it that the weather is suddenly hovering near freezing (in some parts of the world at least)? Say it with me now: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! In  between blowing on our hands and daring our friends to stick their tongues to a lamppost, we've come up with a few tips for keeping warm as the weather goes cold.

• Don a Snuggie (or better yet, a "designer" Snuggie).
• Carry around a blow dryer to blast yourself periodically with warm air. (The only crimp in this plan: finding electrical outlets...)
• Eat only soup heated to 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit (37 degrees Celsius).
• Wear Yeti boots (the new alternative to Ugglies).
• Don't stop moving. Ever.
• Drink rocket fuel.
• Wear this hat (the new alternative to wool caps).
• Institute a snuggling policy with your family and friends.
• Never leave your hot shower (downside: pruning, getting yelled at by your parents for insane water bills).
• Knit yourself a wool body suit.
• Take a tumble in the dryer. (Just kidding. Don't do this.)
• Ask your parents to take out a loan so they can turn the thermostat up two degrees.
• Block drafts under doors with a towel. This also works with a cat or your little brother.
• Become an astronaut. (Those suits look warm!)
• Layer fifteen sweaters.
• Move to Equatorial Guinea.

How are you keeping warm as the seasons change?

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