We've been talking a lot about homecoming lately, and while we've covered just about everything imaginable, we haven't fully immersed ourselves in the competitive spirit of the main event. You see, homecoming brings with it pep rallies, school spirit, dances, and awkward dates. But at its core, it's really about sports—the sweat, the tears, the cheers. And while only a select few actually play the game, the potent force of the fan base cannot be overstated.
With that in mind, we've decided to tackle the age-old question of whether it is better to participate or spectate. It's time to pit classmate against classmate, peer against peer, frenemy against frenemy. SparkLife, ARE...YOU...READY? This is Athletes vs. Fans!
Food
If you're an athlete, you have to adhere to a strict diet, making sure to eat protein and carbs at the right time so you don't barf on the field.
Fans can eat anything they want without worrying about whether it will affect their "performance." All it takes is some sugar and caffeine to keep you pumped throughout the game.
Attire
Athletes might have to wear some fashionably questionable uniforms, but are allowed to shower and change for the post-game party.
As a fan, you get to enjoy the crisp, breezy air throughout the game, which will keep you fresh and sweat-free. But you are likely to spend the night wearing any food and/or drink that finds its way onto your shirt.
Post-Game
If you're an athlete, you get to spend the night basking in the glory of momentary fame...until you fall asleep because you're so exhausted from trampling the opponent.
Because their only physical activity was standing up to cheer or walking to the snack shack, fans are able to celebrate late into the night.
Academics
Fans don't spend hours after school at practice, so they have more time to procrastinate diligently do homework.
In addition to physical performance, athletes have the added pressure of needing to remain academically eligible to play. (But all fans know that teachers also cut the star athletes some slack, as long as they "try hard.")
Fitness
Obviously, athletes have a leg up on this one. They also have a pull-up, a sit-up, and many many lunges.
Instead of logging hours at the gym, fans can practice the art of meditation, which may not burn many calories, but will keep their minds fit.
Baggage
Athletes have to do some serious packing before leaving for school. Clothes for practice? Check. Deodorant? Check. Enough food to feed a small army and keep them from getting hungry all day? Check.
Fans may not have sports gear to lug around, but they still have to plan for unexpected weather changes. Sweater in case of a cold snap? Check. Rain gear in case of a sudden downpour? Check. A spare set of pants for when the kid sitting next to you dumps his nachos in your lap after the opposing team's wide receiver breaks off a long touchdown? Check.
Injuries
Fans only have to worry about injuries if they're clumsy and accident prone...which is not uncommon, given their level of excitement and lack of hand-eye coordination.
Dating
With so many obligations taking up their free time, athletes don't get to many opportunities to court the opposite sex. However, they also get to cut through any awkward small talk by simply saying, "Yeah, I'm on Varsity this year."
When they're not cheering on their team, fans can spend their time checking out, chatting, and flirting with potential date material. It's basically a co-ed mingling free-for-all in the stands.
Would you rather be an athlete or a fan? Who gets the better end of the bargain?
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