The comments this week were full of soft and gooey, mushy, gushy, cutesy, smiley, hearts-and-flowers-and-puppy-kisses caliber adorableness.
And fellas, it's all your fault.
The highlight of this week's Friday Awards is the homecoming stories you Sparklers wrote about. These inspirational tales renewed our faith in romance, true love, and Goldfish crackers. (Nom.)
When did you dudes learn how to be so romantic?
Fab Halloween Idea Awards goes to...
thepandaqueen for...
You could totally be a quarterback. Simply tape a quater to your back, and there you go!
and to WordsAreFlowing for...
this year I'm having a totally bomb Halloween Party. It's gonna be a murder mystery one were people dress up as their character and here's the twist- we're all zombies!
We even might go trick or treatin' in the rich neighborhoods. King Sized Candy Bars!!!
The Book WormPython Awards go to...
my parents have to take my books away from me or i won't eat or sleep. but IT'S WORTH IT
and to elkazina for...
I'm going near-sighted and my optometrist told me it was because I read too much
Yearbook (Comments) Awards go to...
thepandaqueen (woot woot two awards!) for...
What's even worse is when you have a terrible yearbook editior teacher person. When I was in eigth grade, she left out pictures of kids in the yearbook, and, for some students, actually forgot to put in their last name! For example, there would be a kid in there whos name was just "Joe"! Hahaha!
This same teacher also accidently misspelled the teacher of the year's name. The T.O.T.Y.'s name was Mrs. Toothacher. The yearbook editor's version- Mrs. Toothache!
In my worst school picture i ever had I had a booger coming out of my nose.
The last couple years, I had a bit of this tomboy phase, so I look kind of like a guy in my past three pictures, So when I finally moved on a decided being a girl wouldn't be so bad after all, I was kind of looking forward to a cute picture this year. Well, I was sorely disappointed. I didn't follow the sleep advice, so I looked tired out and my curly ponytail was all limp and gross, and I have this little half-smile on my face that makes me look like a psycho killer. Not exactly the look I was going for, no matter how true it may be... >:]
Don't get a haircut, if you do, make it two months before. I got my hair in layers, but the hair stylist decided that I asked for layers that almost start at the root, so when I took the picture, I looked like a drunk old guy/hippie that never sleeps. And I'm a chick =[
ALOL Points to...
hblythed for...
When I was in 8th grade I had this really cool science teacher who didn't seem like he got really into Halloween. Nothing in his room was decorated or anything, but during our work time everyone was just working quietly when this big plastic spider starts coming down from the ceiling right above this kind of spazzy girl. Our teacher kept lowering it until it was right in front of her but she was looking at her paper. When she looked up she screamed and it was so funny. It turns out he spent the whole lunch period rigging the spider with fishing line and a pulley so he could play that prank!
to firepri for...
ol, i once got a detention in the 5th grade for drawing a picture of a piece of poo on a white board. but the moniter was cool and he let me leave after 5 mins and i just got on the bus and my parents never knew
I am William Shakespeare. Like, duh.
I chew REALLY slowly though 1 bite in 42 seconds, (again, this was my friends' idea of timing me)Does anyone else chew really slow?
its fine in my school we actually joke around until the teacher comes in when we pretend to be seriously studying and smart people.one time we actually turned the ipod on and started dancing when the teacher came in the girl that was on the desk dancing was likr sir i was checking to see if there was something wrong with the lights (good times)
The Oh Dang You Went and Got On Our Good Side Awards go to...
endlesslight44 for...
Now, I dearly love and appreciate all of the regular SparkLife editors and writers and such. But when the article suggested to read 21 pages in the morning so there's only 0.42857 pages to read at night (lol), I had to skip to the bottom and see if it was Dan. And it was. : ) And if I hadn't gotten it then, the subtle jetpack reference may have tipped me off. Haha. Gotta love Dan (and all the other writers. You all make me laugh. I'm not even kidding. I love you guys).
and to elkazina for...
to The only personal time I have (and probably anyone else reading this has as well) is reading Sparklife! So worth it.
Nickname of the Week goes to iNerdie
Great Addition to the Candy Post Points go to wildchild238 for...
Twix:You love Twister, both the game and the movie
Milky Way: You have a cousin who has an aunt who has a dog who has a long lost daughter who works at a cheese farm
3 Musketeers: You have a collection of cotton balls
Mounds: You've go a lovely bunch of coconuts standing in the road
Crunch: You are one of the Mythbusters
100 Grand: You are extremely poor and trying to compensate
You Survived a Horrible Detention Experience Awards go to...
backontrackwade for...
My school had Saturday detentions and you had to pay the teacher some money, since they were working on an off day. The worst rule about detention at my school was that you couldn't put your feet on those back racks underneath the desk in front of you. They wanted you to be as uncomfortable as possible..
and to HalfAsleep01 for...
i remember my first (and only) detention (so far)... it was for the stupidest thing in the world too. i go to a school with uniform where we have to wear black shoes and i got a detention for wearing white shoelaces. SHOELACES. I got a detention for shoelaces. not pulling a prank on the principle or selling illegal drugs or getting into a fight. no, for wearing the wrong SHOELACES. oh yea, i'm such a rebel.
Annnnnd finally, the Most Adorablest Adorable Homecoming Story Awards (sa-woon swoon swoon) go to...
My friend asked a girl by wearing a shirt saying "Homecoming Sarah?" it was super cute and she said yes.
to dork0895 for...
This one guy in my school covered a girls car with flowers and streamers and painted "will you go to homecoming with me?" on the back windshield, and then got a teacher to go on the PA system and announced that her car had been hit by a delivery truck and she needed to go outside immediately to talk to the police. She ran outside all freaked out and saw the car, with the guy standing next to it. She said yes. and the whole school talked about it for days.
I came home after going out for shakes with my friend. (She was all in on this by the way.) When I go downstairs, there is an arrow of goldfish crackers leading to my bathroom. On my mirror in shaving cream, it says: "Out of all the fish in the sea, will you go to Homecoming with me?" Right below the mirror on the counter was his name spelled out in goldfish. I turn around and what do I find? There are 100 little (real) goldfish in my bathtub.
Every year at homecoming, our school has a lip-sync contest. And a group of senior boys did a routine, and at the end one of them (for creative purposes, let's call him Ned) stepped to the front of the stage and said, "You know, Kate, people have been wondering when I was going to ask you out, so..." And then he SERENADED her in his OWN voice in front of the ENTIRE school! It was so cute! And of course, she said yes. The guys now have a new standard to look up to.
and to kaechick134 for...
My friend had the best ask ever.
He sent her on a scavenger hunt around the city. So his friend gave her an envelope that said go to wendys, and get your next instructions there. She had to order a certain thing, and when she got that, the cashier gave her a paper so she would know where to go next. he sent her all around, and then he sent her to the bank where he had her open a safety deposit box, and inside was a note asking if she would go with him.
The sad part is she had already been asked
Congrats, Framp-faces!
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