In case you hadn’t noticed, we at SparkNotes are getting pretty excited about Halloween. We’ve been preparing all week: our house is decked out like a zombie graveyard, our iPod is loaded up with spooky music, and we’ve finally finished sewing the last of the sequins onto our Lady Gaga costume. But it seems like something’s missing…
Oh, right. CANDY.
Candy is vital to a good Halloween; after all, this is the one time of year that you’re allowed to eat your way into a sugar coma for the sake of American Cultural Tradition. But before you gorge on your goodie bag, take a moment to consider what your candy preferences say about you.
If your favorite candy is…
Candy Corn: You lack imagination and are easily amused.
Reese’s Pieces: You are an alien.
Snickers: You have problems with authority.
Twizzlers: You feel like nobody understands you.
Candy Apple: You are hiding a dirty horrible secret.
Smarties: You are a fairy princess.
SweetTarts: You dream of moving to Antarctica.
Peanut Butter Cups: You are really really ridiculously good-looking.
Mini Peanut Butter Cups: Your head is too small for your body.
M&M's: You are eternally tormented by the fact that your left foot is slightly larger than your right.
Mini Hersheys: You are a man of simple tastes. Even if you’re a girl.
Skittles: You have an immobilizing fear of hockey pucks.
Peppermint Patties: You’ve got that not-so-fresh feeling.
Gummi Bears: You are indecisive.
Butterfingers: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Taffy: You are my grandmother.
Are you trick-or-treating this year? Is your favorite candy on our list? ARE you my grandmother? Tell us in the comments!
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Topics: Life
Tags: personality, halloween, candy
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