Hoorayyyyy! Fridayyyyyy! And for many of you, this is the Last Friday of Freedom (sorry) so let's make it a good one!
Here are some things we established this week:
In fact, if I could put every comment from the Teacher By Day, ______ By Night post into the Friday Awards, I would, but that would be silly. Basically, anyone who commented on that post earns a Friday Award. Here are a few of the most hilarious and shocking comments for that post:
Our ninth grade teacher was kinda scary, she told us a story about how she tried to kill her sister, and then she was just like, "So anyways, onto the Cask of the Amontillado"
Once i found out that the (male) teacher who runs the gifted program used to be a ballerina, and for like a month whenever i looked at him i almost burst out laughing or cried from the mental scarring. old balding men in tutus is not a good image
TimTongyupHan says...
my biology teacher confessed that she stripped for money once. plus she has had 4 different husbands. shes only about 38 now
our freshman year english teacher was a model. every chance she would get she would be all "I lived in New York, I lived a good life. I walked down all these runways" she even did that at one of the teacher-parent nights and she did the catwalk. she is a woman of many issues.
One of my old English teachers was in a McDonalds ad. We asked her one day if it was really her in the ad. Instead of denying it, she looked embarrassed and said "That's none of your business, girls."
So that's a yes 
DudeBackOff says...
my teacher sleeps with his pet monkey at night
Where do these crazy people come from?!? Moving on...
Best New Nickname Award goes to okcoffieebreak
(My whole life is a coffee break. Welcome to SparkLife!)
Your Words are Poetry (lacquering a blog post like morning dew on a flower petal) Points go to TheGenius93 for...
Falling in love with your best friend...
Nothing has ever seemed more filling and more abysmal.
More Poetry Points for ConnArtistHere for...
This blog is saturated with Danness.
Awesome (Former) Imaginary Friends Points go to...
My imaginary friend was a sailor-pig. And every so often I'd forget her name so I would have to make a new one up each time.
Hmm...I had several imaginary friends. There was Zella Kate (guess where the SparkNotes nickname sort of came from! Well, this was supposed to be my name and it was changed at the last minute, so this was the idealized me), Katie, Aliya, Haddasah, Annunziata, Eva, Azadeh, Anastasia, Zafirah, Franziska, Vivian, Victoria, Evelyn, and Damaris. (I noticed that I really liked foreign names and names that start with an A.) They were all from different countries and historical periods. Katie was a modern day American, Aliya and Eva and Haddasah were fellow Jewish girls who kept this somewhat lonely Jewish girl company, Annunziata was Italian or Spanish, depending on what I decided she should be at the time; Azadeh was Persian, Zafirah was Arabic, Franziscka was Central European, Anastasia was Russian, and Victoria and Damaris and Evelyn were from Victorian England, and Vivian was from North Carolina...like me.
My imaginary friend was a kangaroo
And we spent our days arguing over silly competitive things. then he moved back to Austrailia
I had two imaginary friends and their names were Hingy and Dogo. They lived on my wall. They were really small too. One time, I brought them on vacation to Florida with my family and Dogo got buried in the sand.
and swirl_silver for...
my imaginary friends were tiny dragons. wonder what happened to them
The Twilight Award for the Most Helpful Insight into Stephenie Meyer's Twisted Logic goes to dork0895 for...
Alice can only see what happens if someone makes a choice that will lead to that event. so if someone decides they are going to go to the movies, alice can see what will happen while she is at the movies, like, say, if they see a realy boring movie and theyre popcorn doesnt have enough butter and then on the way out they get attacked by a bear. but if on the way to the movies they change thier mind and head to the mall, alices visions will change to what will happen at the mall. So when bella decided she was going to jump, alice saw her jump. Alice could not see the conversation between her and bella at bella's house untill she had decided to go to forks. sorry if this doesnt help or is realy obvious its my best explination! i dont realy understand her power much either.
Have a great long weekend, Sparklers!
*I cannot actually do this for legal reasons. Also, I think Dan wants to eat it.
By: ~Emily~
Topics: Digital
Tags: friday awards
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