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The Evolutionary War?

The Evolutionary War?

By Kathryn_Williams

OMG, where have you been?!?!? Over the weekend shattering news broke over the wires in the Sedalia Democrat that a marching band at Forks High School Smith-Cotton High School can't wear the t-shirt designed for its fall program because it depicts a monkey evolving into a man carrying brass instruments with the words "Brass Evolutions." The intent of the shirt, says the assistant band director, was to play on the evolution of instruments. Some parents complained, and the shirts were yanked.

While we're at it, we think there are a few other "scientific" "theories" whose graphic representations should not be allowed on school-sanctioned active wear*:

Gravity

Relativity

The Sky Is Blue-ism

Baking

Boyle's Law of Gases (haha—we said "gas")

Quantum Physics

Heliocentric Cosmology

Photosynthesis

Magnetism

The Weather Channel

Astrology Astronomy (we always get those confused)

Thermodynamics

Chemistry

Cosmetology

Light Speed

Bigfoot

What do you think of the ape tee ruckus? Should the school have pulled the t-shirts?

*Sarcasm.

Topics: School
Tags: band, science, banned

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Kathryn_Williams

Kathryn Williams is the author of three YA novels but only one with an Oxford comma in the title. She is a Taurus and hates writing bios. Check out her website, www.kathrynswilliams.com, and follow her on Twitter @kathrynwauthor.

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