Sparklers, you all seriously got your funny on this week. I've been sitting at my desk for the last hour cracking up over some of your comments! You should be a stand up comedian! Collectively!
OK, so the theme of the week is hilarity!
Funny Comment on Facebook (regarding The Scarlet Letter) Award is for...
And that little brat Pearl was infuriating. I actually liked Hester, but the whole book was like a nice punch in the boob.
Curfew LOL Points go to rockclimber21 for...
My curfew is when my parents call me. "WHY AREN'T YOU HOME YET YOUNG LADY GET YOURSELF OVER HERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY"
Bonfire LOL Points go to LtlePointeDancer for...
Ha. My friends and I made s'more's on a beach during a huge bonfire. The two awesome things that happaned- 1. One of my friends some how burned herself with the twig. I don't know how that happens. 2. The bonfire was made from english class books (great expectations anyone?!)
Parental Dysfunction LOL Points go to charred_rose11 for...
When my mom first heard "Boom Boom Pow", she decided that it was a great song to exercise to and made us buy it from iTunes for her. Although she did keep forgetting the name at first. She kept calling it "Boom Bam Boom".
Viva la Revolucion(!) LOL Points go to kaechick134 for...
Geometry. 8th grade. Worst teacher ever. He was so awful to us.
In fact, he was so bad, my friends and I started a revolution against him. We modeled it after the american revolution, and we got almost half of our 8th grade class to join us. (I hope it wasn't illegal or anything :s) But it helped us survive through his class, and it was a lot of fun. We called him King George the Third and we even wrote a declaration of independence against him. We called ourselves the Students of Liberty....lol sounds nerdy but it was a lot of fun. In the end him and I had this huge shouting match cuz I 'wasn't paying attention' but luckily I had the vice principal on my side. So I ended up transferring out of the class. But dang, it was one memorable year. haha
Curfew LOL Points go to Nestroff for...
I don't have a curfew because my parents trust that I'll never have plans.
This depresses me. :/
Banana-Shaped LOL Points go to Distinctions for...
I saw something in a magazine I think beats most of the stuff on SkyMall. It's a curved plastic container for holding bananas and "other banana-shaped fruits". Do I really have to point out the stupidity of that?!
The LOLs are Contagious Award goes to RougeFan013 for this Blogging New Moon comment that made us LOL, too!
lololololol!!!!! the 1st picture cracked me up!!!!!! and i have no idea why!!! I laughed for like 3 minutes strait!!!! was i the only person who thought it was funny?? oh well, keep em commin Dan!!!!!!!
And a few more off-topic awards go to...
The Best Use of Duct Tape Award goes to xRose_Hardcorex for...
I'm actually in the process of making a backpack entirely out of duct tape. Its going to be harder than making messenger bags because of the awkward shape, but ill get it done, and it WILL LOOK AWESOME!
The Most Brilliant Idea Ever in the History of Ideas Award goes to nonickname34 for...
I love s'mores! I don't know why I hadn't thought of it before but just this summer I learned that using a reeses cup instead of chocolate makes the best s'more in the world.
This Week's Award for the Comment Dan Bergstein Absolutely Must Read goes to Shan_Shan_8D
keep clenching those calves! 
(and various attractive muscles)
Got that, Dan?
And finally, to everyone who poured their hearts out about teachers hating them. A big SparkNotes hug goes out to all of you who were, uh, wrongly wronged(!) by past teachers!
Congrats Frampions! Have a great weekend. :)
By: ~Emily~
Topics: Digital
Tags: friday awards
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