Important Breaking News
Sparklers, orangecrush23 has made a comment so earth-shattering, so historic, that it simply couldn't wait for the Friday Awards. She has linked to what are clearly The Most Important Shoes in the History of All Things (science!).
Prepare yourselves. After the jump, you will see pink. You'll see crystals. You'll see puffy paint. And you'll see a certain brooding, tousle-haired heartthrob. Ready?

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Are these so horrible they're amazing, or just so AMAZING they're amazing? You be the judge, in the comments!
(And those of you who are a size 4 1/2 will obviously want to purchase these, which you can do here.)
UPDATE: Obviously, orangecrush23 is not condoning these shoes or the works of Stephenie Meyer. They fall squarely in the so-bad-they're-hilarious category, right, orangec?
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