Highly Annoying People

Sparkler Smiley_Bandie93 has made a list of the top 8 types of people that drive her nuts. Do any of these annoy you, too? —SparkNotes Editors

1. Slow Walking People. OK, seriously? We have FIVE MINUTES to get to freaking class, and these people want to lolligag? No. Pick up the pace a little bit, people. I have to get all the way downstairs and then back up, and you're in front of me making kissy faces at your boyfriend/girlfriend. Not that that's a bad thing, just do it out of the middle of the hallway, OK?

2. People who feel the need to say (insert cuss word here) between EVERYTHING they say. It is fine, to an extent, to say these words. You're a human being. But when you go around and are like, "Oh My #^$%$^ ? God man!!! Did you see that#@%@#% go to the @#$#@$#@$ street @#$#@$ giraffe!!! It was so @#$@#$@# off the $!@$!@#.!!!" It gets to the point where I can't even understand what you're saying. I understand every other word, so the sentence ends up sounding like "Oh my God man!! Did you see that go to the giraffe!! It was so!!!!" Did I see a giraffe do what?

3. Goody Two-Shoes, Teacher's Pet, etc. You know you've seen them. They lurk around in an unassuming way, then *BOOM,* like a time bomb, they go off with their never-ending supply of niceness: "Oh, let me pick that up for you," "Could you help me pick out a book for this book report? I just respect your opinion SO much," "That is SO funny!" You get the idea. It's good to be nice to teachers, but there IS a boundary between friendly and down-right creepy and, well, annoying.

4. Skinny girls who go to the bathroom just to check themselves out, and then say, "Oh my God, I'm ssooooooooooo fat. I knew I only should have had one rice cracker for breakfast!"
These girls don't need to be wasting precious school bathroom passes on things like this. Some of us, you know, ACTUALLY have to go to the bathroom. Shocking, I know.

5. The lady in the line at Wal-Mart that has to get ALL of her coupons out right at the last second, while she's at the front of the line. "Let me just find this ONE MORE coupon, and I swear I'll be finished." No, she won't be finished anytime soon, and she knows it! I want to tell her to get her coupons out WHILE she’s in line, not when she’s paying, that there are customers behind her who probably need to get somewhere, so hurry up. Maybe I'm just impatient, but dear God!

6. Little kids. They just never run out of energy. I mean, those little minions can run around for ages and be active for hours. HOURS!!! Can't they just drink their chocolate milk and be happy? They're cute when they're babies and can't talk, but when they hit about 4 or 5 (they can talk then), it all turns sour.

7. Three words: Crazy. Screaming. Fangirls. I don't care what exactly they’re fans of, just SHUT UP. I could care less about how much they LOVE Zac Efron, or how much they paid to get a ticket to a Hannah Montana concert. I'm sure their moms and dads are very proud of them and their stalkerish tendencies, but my ear drums are bleeding from all their screaming!

8. Store clerks with that I-so-don't-want-to-be-here-right-now attitude. They seem to hate their jobs, but they never quit! There's plenty of people who would probably be glad to have their jobs, and the customers they’ve treated so amazingly well would be happy to see them go. It’s not asking too much to help me find a shirt in my size, is it?!

What type of people make you lose your cool?