Pre-flight safety instructions: soooooo boring, right? Not necessarily, and here's proof: this awesome video of a Southwest Airlines flight attendant rapping the entire pre-flight announcement. Now, be honest. You would totally pay attention if that happened on your flight, wouldn't you? Such commitment and enthusiasm!
But why stop at airplanes? There are plenty of boring daily routines that could be livened up with a little ditty. We've harnessed our lyrical powers and put together some samples for you. Please to enjoy.
A visit to the dentist
Welcome back to the chair where last time you cried,
Now sit back, relax, and open your mouth real wide.
Looks like you've been brushing, your teeth are lookin' swell,
But have you been flossing? You should do that as well.
Listin up cuz my next words have some gravity,
My mirror here shows you've got a nice new cavity.
It won't take long to fix and it won't hurt neither,
Right before we drill we'll give you some anesthesier.
So count backwards from ten—no need to shout,
By the time you hit 7, you'll be all knocked out.
(fade out with the sound of a dentist drill)
Your summer cashiering job
Next person in line, step up to me,
Thanks for shopping today at Old Navy.
Did you find all you needed? Get a coupon at the door?
This t-shirt's on sale if you wanna grab four more.
I got two last week, one for me and my brother
But I ruined one in paintball so I might grab another.
Can I get your zip code? How about a phone number?
I don't know why they need it, it kinda makes me wonder.
Our return policy is "with receipt in 30 days."
Thanks again for shopping, now on your way!
Getting in trouble with the 'rents
Get in here young lady, do you know that you're late?
I don't care if you were out on your very first date.
There are rules in this house, with consequences as well,
Now don't argue with me, I don't want to have to yell.
We said be home by 10, it's now ten oh one,
We hope that extra minute was a whole lotta of fun.
What's that you say? You want to negotiate?
Fine, lay it on me, and I'll deliberate.
No TV for a day, no computer for an hour?
Please, who do you think I am? I have the power.
You're grounded for two weeks, and, no, that's not absurd.
Now march up to your bedroom, that's the final word.
We challenge you to a rap battle. Write your own and post it in the comments!
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