Sparklers, you were more fun to read this week than eating a bag of squeaky cheese curds in an echoey auditorium. Here's a taste of your sweet, sweet word nectar, in a nutshell.
Well, You Certainly Don't Hear That Name Every Day Points (for names of their future children) go to sagegugg, alyssahh, MoFishy10, LyndsLove, couturerocks, screwcitychula92, Clairevoyagerfan, ktstreet, jaded_jaguar, Brynline, tanzylou44, OMG_its_KT, and Eos4EVER for:
Girls: Zelda, Quetzally, Ziva, Palmer, Sorcha, Liaden, Raleia (ru like rug + leah), Tallulah Rose, Hadley, Stormy, Pandora Andromeda, Zeeva
Guys: Caydence, Zane, Finbar, Darragh, Colum, Zaren, Broderick, Jase, Ozymandias, Khaled, and Digory
Wowza!
Twitter Message of the Week (for You Totally Know How to Get My Attention Points) to irishchic96xo for...
This is for you emily. Sparknotes deserves its own E True Hollywood Story.
Yes, irishchic96xo, flattery (and a good Shakespearean sonnet) are the quickest way to our hearts.
Simile of the Week goes to nutterbutterfly for...
Finally someone admits how horrible gladiator sandals are. Especially the boots. They look like socks that got stuck in a blender.
Randomest Awesome Comment of the Week goes to lemily13 for...
i sneezed with my eyes open once
lemily13, how?!?!
On Facebook, we're asking Sparklers to give us their best urban myth, and we'll research the answer. Here's one hilarious urban myth question from FB:
Is it possible to through the world off its axis by getting every person in the world to jump on one side of the Earth?
Amazing Historical/Literary Text Message Awards go to elphaba1991 for:
Marie Antoinette: evr1, let tem 8 cak.
revolutionaries: >:( cak?? wtf, we dnt hav cak! of w/ ther heds!!! strm the bstille!
apricotshorts for:
Jane Eyre to Rochester: rchstr! my 1st tym txting u!!! *squeal* wna say ily <3 (frm the 1 n onli)
Rochester to Jane: B!! <3 my drling. hws th attic? u noe mi gvrness nw luk lyk 3:(:)! miss u
Jane to Rochester: OMG! im runing awy! btw i noe u hav mad wfe u 3:(:)
few days later…. (technology cuts down the novel to a few pages)
Rochester: ily J! cme bac! i cnt c! 8′-(
Jane: O swt<3 w8 4 me!
yifter1234 for:
Jesus to Peter: brb
sweetiepi3893 for:
Texting would probably be a good thing for Romeo and Juliet.
Juliet: btw, fakin death. bbl.
Romeo: k, ttyl!
Could have cleared up A LOT of confusion!
And, of course, the Twilight Blog Award. This week, the award goes to Dan Bergstein from you! Dan, this week you received...
-No less than 22 smiley faces
-49 professions of love relating to you, your blog, or something in your blog
annnnnnnd...
-One turtleneck (if you'll let a certain Andjela_Amilla measure your neck)
Have a great weekend, Sparklers!
By: ~Emily~
Topics: Digital
Tags: friday awards
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