The Fried Egg Awards

Ehem. I mean THE FRIDAY AWARDS.

This is why you should not write blog posts when you're hungry. It's very dangerous.

Sunny Side Up Points

To Steffy_Girl:
I love you Sparknotes!!!
Help with school… life… AND summer… what would I ever do without you :)

To piedragon for his comment on Would you Date Someone for Their Looks?:

i wouldnt care is she were butt ugly, i would still love her

Awww!

OK, moving on: This week, I'm going to resist the urge to give points to anyone who dumped their significant other for the Twilight Blog series. “I’m sorry, I can’t see you anymore. I’m seeing someone else(‘s opinions on the hit series, Twilight!)" It just doesn't sound right. Plus, we at SparkNotes don't want to cause breakups. That's bad form. Instead...

The Twilight Blog: You Said it Best Award goes to sj94:

i am so glad i’m not the only one who thinks this stuff about twilight! these are like my thoughts but funnier.

The post Crickets in the Caf, Sporks on the Quad, and Other Amusing Senior Pranks elicited lots of hilarious senior prank stories! The No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of This Senior Prank Awards go to...

Third Place: lucyinthesky26
My friends are playing a band prank this year by locking alarm clocks in all the band lockers and having them all go off during class. It should be amusing :)

Second Place: SAMMEtheHAMMY
At my senior Prom justl last week. MAN. we put Laxative in the punch. Honest to BLOG. Noone noticed… until.

First Place (for The Gift Prank that Keeps on Giving Points): fashin97
Seniors at my school two years ago snuck into the football stadium and planted a different type of grass from the grass that was already there, and did it so that when the new grass grew in, it said “seniors 07″. And its really noticable cuz its a completely different shade and kind of grass than the stuff that was already there. And it keeps growing back hehehe

Times in the last week "SparkNotes" and "God" were used in the same tweet: 7

The Why Wouldn't You Cuddle a Snake Named Biscuit Award goes to unikilledmybrain

The weirdest thing I’ve ever done with a snake is cuddle it. :D I have a pet snake, her name is Biscuit. She likes to curl up inside my shirt, because she is too big to sit on my head like she did when she was little. When I’m holding her I can’t put her down, so if I have to use the bathroom I have to hang her on the toilet roll holder or something. Thats not weirder than using it as a jump rope is it?

Times in the last week "SparkNotes" and "FML" were used in the same tweet: 4

You are SO RIGHT Points

To euphony7 for a comment on the photo of Decoding the Dating Scene:

Their legs are twice as long as their bodies.

Prob stilts under those jeans.

:)

To marcuscansayfool for a comment on Drive Everyone Completely Insane Mix:

I’m surprised no one mentioned Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”. Also, anything by Primus.

LOL Points to droppedmebrain

There are only two people on earth who should wear a lot of make up and those are clowns and Rosie O’Donell.