Senior Class Cougars Gets All Gossip Girl-y

...In a good way.

Love is in the air. Or in the asbestos paint. In either case, this episode of SCC is DA-RAMA!

After you watch, read the jump! (Or catch up, with episodes 1, 2 and 3!)

Yes, that episode was awesome, and yes the students who make SCC are getting way better at video editing. But let's talk about Becky's absurd line (to Eddie): "You really hurt me."

I am sorry, no. Becky! Really!? Haven't you learned by your senior year that going around high school with your heart on your sleeve is like covering yourself in chocolate and expecting not to get bit? Telling someone "you hurt me" makes you completely vulnerable, Beckster. You should have said something else. Preferable alternatives include:

-"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout."

-"I'm an emotional robot."

-"Which way to Piscataway?"

-"This is boring."

-"Is toe jam, like, a real substance?"

Taylor (the other girl) also has Heart on Sleeve Syndrome. Sure, she won't admit to Eddie that she's in love with him, BUT:

-She spent "all night" making him a Christmas card in the shape of crappy cut-out heart. I bet it didn't take the entire rest of the school long to figure out she's in love with him when she paraded to class with a huge heart that said "EDDIE."

-After seeing Becky and Eddie reunite, Taylor dropped the heart on the floor and ran out of the classroom. Bad move, girlfriend. I mean, a classroom floor is not a black hole. I can't even imagine who has their hands on that heart now (Drummer from The Click Five? Guy who operates Tilt-a-Whirl at local summer fair? Creepy Uncle Fred?).

Tune in next week for more really honest girls, teachers who call their female students ugly (what was up with that?) and, I dunno, maybe Creepy Uncle Fred.