Sometimes, you just can't get to to a computer —we know, it's rare. But if you don't have a super-spiffy cell phone with internet access and can't get to Wikipedia or Google, who can answer your burning questions? Well, there are a slew of texting services, like Cha Cha and kgb, that promise to do just that (Hey wait! Before you start rapid-fire-texting them, find out about fees!). The commercials for these text services make it seem like can answer anything—yes, ANYTHING. They're like the Magic 8 Balls of texting. But we think we can stump 'em. Sooo, here's our list of questions we want answered:
- Why does my chem teacher smell like pork chops and burned rubber?
- What's going to be on my geometry exam?
- Does anyone still use the phrase "Heavens to Betsy"?
- Why can't our parents figure out how to use predictive text?
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
- Who shot John F. Kennedy?
- Do cows have feelings?
- What's my locker combo from 7th grade?
- Where did I put my favorite hoodie?
- Does your zodiac sign really tell you anything about your personality?
- Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
- Did my parents ever do anything super rebellious?
- Will I get a good grade on my final English essay, "The use of symbolism in Dante's Inferno"?
- Who farted in gym class while we were doing sit-ups the other day?
- Where did I lose my wallet/sweatshirt/favorite necklace?
- Can I borrow $20?
- Did my mom sneak into my room and read my chat history?
- Am I singing off key?
- What's my favorite color (hint: it's not red, blue, or green)?
- Do the clocks at school really move slower than reality?
All right, so what do you want to ask the text-answer-gods? And remember, they can answer anything, so go crazy!
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