Tiffany Totally Watches Classic Movies

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! It’s me, y’all! Tiffany Thongbiscuit in the HIZZ-OUSE!

Ok, so, like OHMAHGAWD. Do you know what season it is? PROM SEASON! Oh my gaaaaahhhhd! I thought it would NEVER GET HERE, and now that it’s here, I am SO! Flippin! Excited!

I had to stop by to show you my new dress for my Prom Fashion Night of Awesomeness. (Oh, yeah, I know I told you I had a dress already, but then I went to try it on last week, and it looked sooooooo January 2009, and I was like, WHOOPS! Guess I need a new dress! But I don’t even mind, ‘cause fashion is all about The New. Right? That’s what Kim Kardashian says! She is SO SMART. I think her brain might be in her butt and that’s why it’s so big.)

So here is The New: a dress that I made ALL by myself. See, one time I was watching this weird movie, called…. ummm, My Wind Is Totally Gone. Or something like that. Words are hard! But in the movie, there was this lady named Scarlett, and she was soooo into fashion that she made a dress out of her curtains! And then she went to see this dude with a mustache and he was like WHOA I love your dress. And so I made a dress out of curtains, too, except waaay better.

I got kinda bored at the end so I just left the curtains like that in the front. I think it is ELEGANT. And I showed it to my friend Jim Bob, and he thinks it is ELEGANT too—I told him it was a dress made of curtains, and he was all, “Girl, I wanna open the curtains and climb through your window,” and I was like duuuuuuh, Jim Bob, my window is on the third floor, you can’t get in there! He is so dumb.

Yay PROM FASHION! I am so so so sososososo sooooooo excited!

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Tiffany!!!