SparkLife Summer Preview

Some assume our commitment to helping students ends with the school year. But those people are wrong…and probably liars. Throughout vacation season, we will continue to inform and entertain, but our focus will veer towards summer instead of school. In fact, we've already created headlines for every article that will be written and published this summer*. Here's a sneak peak at headlines for stories we're currently working on**:

(*No we haven't)
(**Headlines and articles subject to change)

• Slip-N-Slide Anxiety: One Man's Journey
• Butterflies are Nature's Jerks
• Eww—You Won't Believe What We Just Saw at the Park
• Snack Bar Sales Spark Economic Recovery (Soft Pretzels = Recession Proof)
• Water Inside Goggles Are Not Tears. Honest! Quit Looking At Me!
• Teens Unite Against Explaining Twitter
• Rumored Sequel to Hotel for Dogs Likely To Feature Madcap Bathing Scene
• Summer Concert Series Fails to Impress Anyone Younger Than 20
• Annoying Friend Reminds Everyone That We Can't See Many Stars at Night Because of Light Pollution From Nearby Populated Areas
• Where's My Towel?
• Whose Towel Is This?
• Can I Use This Towel?
• I'm Totally Using This Towel
• Using Other People's Towels: Point, Counterpoint
• Waffle Cones Difficult to Make At Home
• Bee? Where!?
• The Blue Slurpee Machine is Broken, So Don't Use it Because All You'll Get is Blue, Foamy Water
• Summer Lovin' Turns to Forever Lovin' After Prudish, Hand-Jiven' Australian Girl Dresses Trampy to Woo Singing/Dancin' Gang Leader
• Lack of Quality Summer TV Programming Leads Teens to Whine About Lack of Quality Summer TV Programming
• Hot Dog Bun Mysteriously Moist
• Despite Promises, Not Enough Players Show Up for the Softball Game. 18-Minute Game of Catch Ensues.
• Holy Crap, It's August
• Top Ten Celebrity Shins
• Lightning And Lightening Are Two Different Things. Only One is Deadly.
• Wearing a Shirt in the Pool Hides Nothing
• Sunburn Likely Cause of Mid-Afternoon Moan
• Goth Kid Secretly Dreams of Wearing Shorts. Hasn't Seen His Knees in Eights Years.
• Carnival Goldfish Game Practice Fails to Pay Off
• If Fireflies and Fire-Ants Exist, Why Not Fire-Scorpions?
• Wii Continues to Go Unused Despite Earlier Claims of, "Wii Is So Fun. I'll Never Stop Playing It. Ever!"
• Family Members Finally See Teen's Tinkerbell Tattoo At Swim Party. Grandfather Inquires About Tattoo's Gang Relevance.
• If Someone is Ordering a Pizza, We'd Like to Get In on That
• "Kissing Counts as Hooking Up," Confirms Ex-Girlfriend
• 89% of Bedroom Fans Dustier Than Expected
• Changing Room at Local Pool Riddled With Fungus and Harmless Curiosity

Check back with us over the summer to learn more about these fascinating stories.