The Friday (No More Pain!) Awards

Dear Sparklers,

Please stop hurting yourselves! I mean, what is going on out there?! Apparently Dan + Twilight = XTREME DANGER. SparkNotes is here to help you, Sparklers, not send you to the hospital. Alas…

Top Three Twilight Blog-Related Injuries of the Week

Number 3: Iamjoannayupi

AHAHAHAHAHAH I AM OFF MY CHAIR (THANK GOD I HAVE A LAPTOP AND ITS DOWN WITH ME RIGHT NOW)

Number 2: Prepgrl1o1

I just choked on my drink! That was so funny!!

Number 1: ballerinac

holy c***!! i just came back from the hospital from having my appendix removed.
the nurses told me to be careful with the stitches… i laughed so hard that my stitches broke!
on my way to the hospital again. hahaha! :)

Feel better, ballerinac!!!

And, on a similar note, the First Sparkler to Fall in Love with Dan Award goes to DanceWithMe807:

Can I just get it out there that I commented “I think I love you” on one of the first LOST articles of the season? I feel a little hurt that I was not selected before. =[

Wow… I swear I’m not as creepy as that statement makes me seem.

Fav. NickName of the Week: DudeSeriously94

Fav. Tweet of the Week: just realised that diamonds aren't a girl's best friend - Sparknotes are.

Awww, shucks. Wait, there's more?!

Warm Fuzzy Comment of the Week: frost_ali on Chris Listens.

Sparklife makes homeschooling bearable :)

"Are You KIDDING Me" Points

By phartingmunk about Going to Prom, and Other Stupid Ways to Get Suspended

a kid at my school got suspended for sniffing smelly markers. The non toxic crayola ones that smell like grape lollipops.

By RosaPi about Going to Prom, and Other Stupid Ways to Get Suspended

Putting a shoe on someone’s face. Not only did they get suspended, they got a three day suspension and it went on their record. No joke.

"That's My New Mantra" Points: by bookgirl815 about Recession-Proof Games

acting insane is how i keep my sanity

Thanks for the LOLs Points

To bellacally on Bad Haircuts: How to Deal

And Sinead just about had the bone structure for baldness. Britney looks a little like Gollum.

To kiddude22 on Unpopular or Not Popular, That is the Question

BUNNIES!

(...??!?!?)

Nerd-in-a-Good-Way Points: to Swish2Nickels about The Best Summer Jobs Ever

Call me a huge nerd, but…[my dream job is] Jeopardy clue crew. How do you REALLY know that the most diverse coral reef exists in (fill in gorgeous tropical tourist area here)? By going there, of course!