MORE SparkNotes for Your SparkNotes

Welcome back to SparkNotes for your SparkNotes, where we boil away everything you need to know to ace a test and leave you with exactly what to say at a party.

If you want to watch people squirm.

Right. Okay.

Hamlet
Cutting edge interior design leads to handful o’ murders.

Daisy Miller
When in Rome, hit on uncultured, trampy pathological liar.

Grapes of Wrath
Family trip to Cali not as awesome as it sounds.

The Yellow Wallpaper
Sans AC, redecorating in summertime proves dangerous.

1984
Pretty brunette curiously unconcerned with leg warmers, hair crimpers, Tab.

The Picture of Dorian Gray
Local portrait painter with attic access has a laugh.

A Streetcar Named Desire
House of hot poker fanatic too small for family, massive spaz out results.

Invisible Man
Despite people trying to kill him all the time, dude feels ignored.

Lysistrata
War not so fun without sex.

To Kill a Mockingbird
Running in public without pants, Jem is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

Want to try some on your own? Here's a few tricks to writing funny SparkNotes for your SparkNotes:

-See the story through a perspective of someone who is not the main character. For Romeo and Juliet: Overweight nurse wastes last bits of youth raising horny, suicidal brat.

-Make light of tragedy: Romeo realizes that wasn't Diet Coke.

-Give an old story an updated twist: After last year's tragic events, student council bans masked balls, poison.

Let's see whatcha got, Sparklers!